Moms Yell About Tupperware

Holy freakin moly Mermaid! Is that an actual bat you’ve got in there? How long will it last in that stay fresh container?

How Mermaid Best Uses Tupperware

THE Jeans

Returned THE jeans today. Got upsold on $400.00 worth of other stuff. P.S. I picked out some new ones and they DON’T look like this… I’m just going to wear hippie skirts the remainder of my days. Love & Peace, Mermaid

YapBack to Mermaid: The Organizational Disaster

There are so many different ways to ease the way for the organized-disabled. First, find closer places to go to save yourself and the kids when they need that white t-shirt – or anthing else for that matter. The Gap for instance, is five minutes away and opens at about the same time that you would finally [...]

In My Defense, I’m Not An Organizer, But Kind Of A Planner

Forgot to mention that I am a planner, even if I’m not an organizer.  I don’t always stick to the plan, but that is seldom because I’m not organized.  I am an expert at crisis management and I turn garbage into art (thank you Montessori Teacher Training Program).  Mostly I fly by the seat of [...]

Mermaid, The Organizational Disaster

Last night during pillow talk, the truth came out. I was blabbing on about the house being messy and my lack of domestic skills (I have often referred to myself as the anti-housewife) my husband gallantly denied that it was that bad.    I started to joke about my shortcomings as a housewife: He said:  Actually, you [...]

Mirage?

I say follow that truck! 

Yap Back: 6 years and Harvard

 I used to be a teacher in my working years and there is no mercy in the land of education.  Ultimately, I hate to say this, but it’s always seen as the parent’s fault.  Pick up that 40 pound cat and put her in the bathtub, Hassy.  You are the grown up, you can do [...]

3rd Child Syndrome ?

I don’t believe this is a phenomenon directly due to the third child syndrome. Honestly, was your second child perfection each day as she walked through the door? Isn’t it more likely the stylishly groomed and adorned children are one and onlys? Or with added nanny help at the very least? Not to mention one [...]

Re: Birthday

Hey Baby, we are the party and we bring it with us wherever we go!  You can pack the drinks when you are being checked…