First Day As A Mombshell

The first challenge, as always, is getting through the technical phase. How to use my computer. How to Ichat? Kids do it all the time which of course means I too should be able to figure it out. The shells and I are trying to converse on line. We’ve been at it for a while now and haven’t quite connected. Talking to each other is something we usually don’t have trouble with. Hello? Are you out there? (You  are sitting next to me so obviously I know you are there but it is a case of so near yet so far in cyberspace )