Midlife Crisis at the Mall

I am having my midlife crisis at the mall.  In two days I have bought:

  • 6 pairs of boots
  • 2 pairs of shoes
  • 3 skirts
  • 2 sweaters
  • 4 shirts 
  • 1 pair of tights
  • 1 kick butt awesome expensive bra
  • 1 belt

If this is not the recipe for shoppers anon, than I don’t know what is.  Why am I shopping like there is no tomorrow?  

I have to say, I am not the only woman at Nordstroms doing this.  We were all in a painful line at the sale with so many boxes that no one could possible carry them to their car alone.  

Unlike the other woman in line, I will be returning at least 3 pairs of the boots.  However, I don’t think that bodes well for me either.

Is it that I’m so relieved after the election, that I’m spending in hopes the economy will rebound?  Is it that I’m truly realizing what it means to turn 40?  Is it that now that I have a bunion I need to have all low-heeled shoes?

Grandma car, grandma plates, grandma sweater and now the grandma shoes.  Yikes!  I have to go to bed now, it’s 7:30.


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