You Got Me!

  I’m the one wearing the catsuit (not Jeans),  doing the karate chop moves while swinging Tarzan-style on the rope (BANG!) and riding the hog with my hair flying in the wind (OOOFFF!).  I’ve got Batman and Robin exactly where I want them…and it has very little to do with tupperware.  BAM! My Batman and […]

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THE Jeans

Returned THE jeans today. Got upsold on $400.00 worth of other stuff. P.S. I picked out some new ones and they DON’T look like this… I’m just going to wear hippie skirts the remainder of my days. Love & Peace, Mermaid

Do These Friends Make My Butt Look Big?

Even at the age of 12, I was never a slim and tiny kind of girl. Once, I read that a pioneer man going west wanted to marry a woman that could “pull the plow if the mule died.” I am definitely one of those kind of girls. Heck, I could probably fix the plow […]